I apologize if this entry disturbed or frightened some of you. I just had to share with you guys a technique called "jowling". You and your friends can make hilarious photographs that seem as if they were digitally modified. What's the trick behind these amazingly flattering photographs of people's faces?

1. Relax all the muscles in your face
2. Shake your head vigorously back and forth while your face is relaxed
3. Snap a photograph while forcing the flash to fire

What you end up with is a really strange photograph of your face frozen in time during the shaking.

Sorry again for the horrific sight. I'll post friendlier photographs tomorrow.

My brother tells me I look like a fish in a few of them. I think he looks like a pirahana in the last one.

The google pagerank of this blog was promoted today from 4/10 to 5/10. Huzzah!

Here's a thought: Why do baseball managers wear baseball uniforms during a game, but basketball coaches wear suits?

I think basketball coaches should wear jerseys along with the rest of the team, don't you?